Friday, June 24, 2011

Why do the needles you get to numb the pain at the dentist hurt so bad?

Thursday, June 23, 2011

China seems to make everything except Americans.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Those lazy eyes need to get off the couch and start working.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

I think Superman has computer glasses cause he only wears them when he is working at the Daily Planet. Does a super hero need anti-fatigue?

Monday, June 20, 2011

What do you think animals do when they have myopia?

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Can I get some new computer glasses for my birthday?

Friday, June 17, 2011

Do you think Sarah Palin can be President? Cause she wears some nice glasses.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

I see the signs just fine. I just can't read them.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

During an election year politicians tend not to polarize. Does that mean that they wear different sunglasses?
Why do we let celebrities set the trends for glasses?

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

You don't wear sunglasses outside? I bet you don't wear your seatbelt either.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Contact lenses have ruined those awesome safety basketball glasses. We miss you Kareem.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

I bet if Inspector Gadget got vision therapy he wouldn't be so clutzy.
I bet if Inspector Gadget got vision therapy he wouldn't be so clutzy.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Shouldn't they be called Anti-sunglasses?

Friday, June 10, 2011

Baby formula now prevents macular degeneration. *snicker* I suppose it doesn't hurt but seems like a stretch.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

One patient spend 20 minutes bragging about the clarity of his new high def TV only to ask me to provide the cheapest glasses possible :/

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

If you see "ii" would you say it eyes or eye eye?