Why do the needles you get to numb the pain at the dentist hurt so bad?

China seems to make everything except Americans.

Those lazy eyes need to get off the couch and start working.

I think Superman has computer glasses cause he only wears them when he is working at the Daily Planet. Does a super hero need anti-fatigue?

What do you think animals do when they have myopia? http://bit.ly/krcP3Z