Why do the needles you get to numb the pain at the dentist hurt so bad?

China seems to make everything except Americans.

Those lazy eyes need to get off the couch and start working.

I think Superman has computer glasses cause he only wears them when he is working at the Daily Planet. Does a super hero need anti-fatigue?

What do you think animals do when they have myopia? http://bit.ly/krcP3Z

Can I get some new computer glasses for my birthday? http://bit.ly/l989oe

Do you think Sarah Palin can be President? Cause she wears some nice glasses. http://bit.ly/jnQg1h

I see the signs just fine. I just can't read them. http://ping.fm/OmqrB

During an election year politicians tend not to polarize. Does that mean that they wear different sunglasses?

Why do we let celebrities set the trends for glasses? http://bit.ly/jKhN8z

You don't wear sunglasses outside? I bet you don't wear your seatbelt either.

Contact lenses have ruined those awesome safety basketball glasses. http://ping.fm/h8G5x We miss you Kareem.

I bet if Inspector Gadget got vision therapy he wouldn't be so clutzy.

I bet if Inspector Gadget got vision therapy he wouldn't be so clutzy.

Shouldn't they be called Anti-sunglasses?

Baby formula now prevents macular degeneration. *snicker* http://bit.ly/iwkf1z I suppose it doesn't hurt but seems like a stretch.

One patient spend 20 minutes bragging about the clarity of his new high def TV only to ask me to provide the cheapest glasses possible :/

If you see "ii" would you say it eyes or eye eye?